{"product_id":"the-witchwood-boys-did-me-dirty","title":"The Witchwood Boys Did Me Dirty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese forgotten witches aren't too wicked to fall for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA coven of shadows with a curse on my heart and my house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey bake f*cked-up cupcakes in my kitchen and unalive influencers in my front yard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese men make zombies out of their own relatives, and a panting mess out of their own wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Witchwoods are a violent stain on the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEradicating that blight is worth the dirty, rotten things we do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a second coven's sacrifice, we can close the gate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLocking the Hag Wytch in her supernatural prison has to be easier with more witches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBet nobody wants to help me in exchange for cumcakes, huh?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Witchwood Boys Did Me Dirty is a reverse harem\/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). It's a dark, sensual romantasy with a splash of campy horror. Inside, you'll find graveyards, romps in dark woods, and confessions of undying love.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"boundtobindings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47209021735095,"sku":"9798348423094","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/boundtobindings.com\/products\/the-witchwood-boys-did-me-dirty","provider":"boundtobindings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}